Pathan: Ham Bachpan Men Bahut Takatwar Tha! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Hamara Ma Kahta Hai Jab Ham Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Par Utha Leta Tha!
Pathan Shadi Men Bahut Der Tak Khana Kha Raha Tha! Kisi Ne Pucha Kab Tak Khaoge? Pathan: Main To Khud Khakha Ke Dukhi Hu! Par Kya Karu Card Men Likha Tha Dinner 7 Pi Em Se 10 Pi Em!
Pathan Ne Sicil Se Ek Aadmi Ko Takkar Maar Di Aur Bola "Aap Bahut Kismat Waale Ho!" Aadmi: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Aaj Hamari Chhutti Hai Nahi To Ham 'Trak' Chalata Hai!
Pathan: Jab Ham Chhota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darkht Par Chadh Jata Tha! Dost: Yah To Bahut Bada Darkht Hai Tum Is Par Kaise Chadh Jaate The? Pathan: Us Vakat Ye Darkht Bhi Chhota Hota Tha!
Pappu: Gaay Ghaas Kyon Khati Hai? Banti Bahut Sochne Ke Baad " Nahin Malum"A Pappu: Kyonki Uske Paas Koi Chaara Hi Nahin Hota
Patni: Aap Bahut Bhole Hain Aapko To Koi Bhi Ullu Bana Sakta Hai Pati: Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Ullu Bana Diya To Isse Jyada Bura Kya Hoga